Stillframe life, with fries or onion rings.

Empty beer bottles from around the world,
1/8 inch of dust on the television remote,
clothing that is at least 20% duct tape,
bits of bent steel,
at least 7 different kinds of wire,
miscellaneous tools,
a heavy winter work coat,
one small container of honing oil,
one pair of steel toe work boots (brown),
one pair of steel toe work boots (black),
one pocket knife,
one tin of bees wax,
paper towels,
Kiwi polish in black and clear,
1 gallon bottle of distilled water (2/3 full),
keys,
loose change,
three whetstones of differing grit,
two kitchen knives of varying length,
one partial bottle of pepto bismol,
used books of all shapes and sizes,
one partial bottle of Yukon Jack,
one partial tin of mink oil,
one partial bottle of Vics Vapo Rub,
three pair of new socks (unopened),
three apples in varying states of decay,
one suction mount table top vice,
a cutting board,
two and one half garlic bulbs,
hand cut bushels of rosemary and oregano,
a dwindling rubber plant,
one half bottle of multi-vitamins,
two bath towels,
17 packages of top ramen,
cotton balls,
one horsehair buffing brush,
one bottle of liquid shoe shine (black),
one partial bottle of liquid dish soap,
four pounds of dried spaghetti,
various canned foods,
one unopened bottle of rubber cement,
newspapers.


Things that live on my kitchen counter.