Go salaí maorlathaí míthrócaireach do chuid fo-éadaigh, go n-ithe cúnna ifrinn do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.

I don't understand why the gaelic languages are dying. They are incredibly colorful and adaptable (much more so than english). They are also incredible versatile when it comes to giving someone a really impressive cussing.

(As I understand it, the rough translation of the title is "May a pitiless bureaucrat soil your underwear, may the hounds of hell eat your worthless ass", but I couldn't tell you for certain. It looks damn impressive though:)