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Rants and Poetry of a Tired and Angry Man.

Just what the title says, don't look for anything too profound or earthshaking.

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I am my title, the typically overeducated, disenfranchised, socially dysfunctional loudmouth. I am the disgruntled employee of the month.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

IN OUR NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT

Tune in to see...

if our hero will overcome self-doubt, inebriation, and ever increasing inflation in time to save the world from the evil clutches of Dr. Delroy Dumbutt and his singing slop monkeys;
if hard work and discipline are really what it takes to climb the corporate ladder;
if a big fat white guy can surpass all expectations and become moderately successful in today's competitive economy,
if an educated man is willing to make a total jack-ass out of himself for fun and profit;
if the last vestiges of decency and humanity can be preserved in an inhuman society.


Thrills!!!
Spills!!!
Flying cars!!!
The destruction of the universe!!!
Environmentalists in Hummers!!!
The redemption of man kind!!!
High tech futuristic gadgets!!!
A midget in a bikini!!!
Militant pacifists in drag!!!
A singing sewer worker!!!
Daisy the talking mule!!!
The decay of western society!!!
A three headed bishop!!!
The compendium of dental hygiene!!!



Will the republic be driven to ruin by rampaging hoards of snake dancers and evangelical flat earthists?

Will the earth, overwhelmed by human stupidity and deprived of psychotropic drugs, spin off its axis at the vernal equinox?

Will the rising price of gasoline spark riots across the western world?

Will our hero find love, happiness, and a place that sells really good sandwiches after midnight?

All this and much much more in next years thrilling episode of...


DUDE, WTF!?!?!?

2 Comments:

Blogger mayim said...

i like you, murph.

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7:48 PM  
Blogger Murph said...

I like you too Mayim.

2:15 PM  

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