Tired and Angry Prayer # 37

Oh lord,
the cost/benefit analysis of this project has been compiled,
it is woefully over budget,
the original focus of the exercise has been lost,
by all accounts the sample material has been contaminated,
and positive results will obviously not be forthcoming.

The quarterly status update,
and all relevant observational data seem to indicate,
that this project,
the experiment known as humanity,
has failed.

We humbly request,
with great sadness and shame in our hearts,
and in hope of salvaging some of the grant money,
that you sterilize this petri dish of a planet,
file a profit/loss analysis summary,
and submit a new project proposal with the next quarterly projected earnings report.

We ask this,
with all due humility and supplication,
in your name...

amen.




p.s.
Before you do, could you please let me nail Susan in accounting?
thanks lord.