Obscure Movie Quote of the Day

"Buddha-weiser...   The less you want it, the better it tastes!"

Come-by Away.

Oh, Oh, tell me I'm a good dog!!!
Have I been a good dog?
I really really want to be a good dog.

I've sat when I was told to sit.
fetched when I was told to fetch.
I've stood when told to stand,
lain when commanded to lie.
I can even cross-drive and double-gather when necessary.

I can point, heel, speak, hush, hike and sic.
I can run pell mell Gee and Haw,
listen attentively to your deepest secrets,
take what I'm given,
do what I'm told,
work from sun up till I bring the cows home,
or sleep for hours at the foot of the bed.


So, am I a good dog?
Tell me I'm a good dog.

Can I have a treat?
A little affection?
A warm place to stay?
A little sleep and comfort?
Someone to talk to?


Is it that I've outlived my usefulness?

No longer the faithful friend and steadfast companion,
tireless worker or fashionable accessory?


Does the feral heritage make you uncomfortable?


Something does, I can smell it.


Will I be left at the shelter?
Taken to the edge of town and abandoned?
Escorted out to the barn?
Sold to a cut-rate restaurant?

Whatever it's gonna be it had better happen soon
because I really have an urge to piss on the carpet and eat the sofa.